10 most stupid question [mostly] asked!!

 

Got my hands on these everyday notions asked …. stupid aren’t they … an yeah thanks to sara for these

So next time … remember these answers  

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…

Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your feet…

Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

 

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??

Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.

 

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you afteryears…

Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.

Answer:-Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

 

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…

Stupid Question:-Is the guy you’re marrying good?

Answer:-No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just themoney.

 

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…

Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat pineapple or not. You bet I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

 

8. When you see afriend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…

Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-No, its autumn and I’m shedding……
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…

Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-No itwont. It will just bleed.

 

10.When u come back from a holiday or just a trip and meet someone.

Stupid Question:-You are back?

Answer:-No,its not me its an illusion.:)

 

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