چھپکلی

 

آپ بھی سوچ رہے ہوں گے کہ واہ کیا پوسٹ کا ٹائٹل ہے

ویسے آپ نے کبھی چھپکلی کو چھوا ہے؟ میں نے ابھی ہاتھ تو نہیں لیکن پاؤں ضرور لگایا ہے ۔۔۔ وہ ہوا کچھ یوں کہ جیسے رات زیادہ ہونے لگتی ہے میرا کچھ چِرنے یعنی کھانے کا پروگرام بنتا جاتا ہے۔ سو میں بغیر بتی لگائے کچن کی طرف جارہی تھی کہ اچانک کوئے موٹا سا ربڑ میرے پاؤوں کے نیچے تھا اور میں اچھلتی کودتی کچن کے اس پار ۔۔۔ بتی لگائی تو دو چھپکو (خواتین یا مرد ) پتا نہیں ۔۔۔ آپس میں لڑ رہی تھیں کہ میں انکے اوپر سے گزر گئی ۔۔۔ سو اب میں دسویں بار اپنا پاؤں دھو کے آرہی ہوں۔ ویسے بالکل ربڑ جیسا احساس تھا۔

Comments (28)

TalhaJune 12th, 2006 at 11:32 am

Must be khawateen, if they were fighting
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on second thought, mard – if fighting without gossiping:D

Basit KhanJune 12th, 2006 at 12:34 pm

Some time some jokes are very funny and some time these jokes make me a very happy.Any way it is a nice thing.

اجملJune 12th, 2006 at 3:02 pm

ارے کبھی تو بہت قرآن شريف کی آيات لکھا کرتی تھيں اور عملی طور پر بدعت کرتی ہو ؟ يہ دس دفعہ دھونا کون سی سُنّت ہے ؟

اور ہاں اپنے انگريزی بلاگ پر آپ کا يو آر ايل ٹھيک ہو گيا ہو گا ذرا چيک کر ليجئے ۔

ميرے اس بلاگ کا آپ کو علم ہے ؟ ذرا کلِک کر کے تو ديکھئے ۔

Iftikhar Ajmal BhopalJune 12th, 2006 at 3:07 pm

In reply to your comment on my this blog, I have written my e-mail address (other than gmail). Now you can send to me your answers to the quiz. Be quick.

Aks..June 12th, 2006 at 10:45 pm

:/ yeh parh kay hi itna ajeeb sa ho raha hai kay i feel like throwing out everything i ate in the last 24 hours, to apka kia haal hoga?:/

VaqasJune 12th, 2006 at 10:58 pm

post another such Urdu thing and I’m out

jahanzaibJune 13th, 2006 at 1:37 am

chalain isi bahanay “Uchal kood” tau ho giye :D

Shoiab SafdarJune 13th, 2006 at 2:07 am

اچھا!!! تو آپ نے چھپکلی پر چڑھائی کردی انجانے میں!!! بیچاری چھپکلی!!!! اسے تو رات کی آواراہ گردی کی سزا مل گئی !!!!

kawabJune 13th, 2006 at 6:14 am

eeeeyyyoooo
i haven’t touch any but i hread ke ager chapkali kaat leh tu snake se zeyada zehrila hota hai…..

SHUAIBJune 13th, 2006 at 8:41 am

اگر میاں چھپکلا ہوتا تو شاید شرارت کی سزا ملی ہوگی، اور چھپکلی کی دعائیں آپکے لئے ;)

AsmaJune 13th, 2006 at 9:12 am

@talha: I guess they were fighting only coz during gossip you can feel someone coming :>

@Basit Khan: :) Thanks for coming by!

@Uncle ajmal: نہیں یہ تو محاورتًا کہا تھا مجھ جیسا سست بندہ اتنی دفعہ نہیں ایک ہی دفعہ صحیح طرح پاؤں دھو لیتا ہے ، لنک صحیھح کرنے کا شکریہ!
:)
@Uncle Iftikhar: Lolz… I was talking abt my gmail …. but then it opened … yeah sure but i guess i’ll have to take some time to think on those difficult questions :)

@Aks: Lolz … no no I was not feeling that bad … afterall it was just a chipkali not a magarmach :D

@Vaqas: oh are u afraid of chipkalissss…. I didnt knew at 6+ you are afraid of chipkos … cch cch :P

@Jahanzaib : Lolz :)

@Shoaib Safdar: میں بھی یہی سوچ رہی تھی کہ بیچاری چھپکو! :)

@Zenia: Yeah they say so … :) i liked this eeeeyoooooo :D

AsmaJune 13th, 2006 at 9:15 am

@shuaib: Lolz :) patta nahi duayein mili ya opposite!

saraah5June 15th, 2006 at 12:48 am

Heyz!!Did u really step on a lizard.Aww!u must be feeling disgusting.Anywayz one of friend also had the same experience,she also told me she felt like sort rubbery and pata nahi kiya.Kher u interupted their fight.hehhehe

TeeJune 15th, 2006 at 6:42 am

oh gross! just last week there was a lizard in the house and i refused to go to the kitchen until the maid ‘finished it off’. lolz

strange creatures they are!

HammadJune 15th, 2006 at 8:35 pm

oh gosh !!! well i can understand this coz once I just walked barefoot on a healthy cockroache ….aur chupkali to na kahihe, I’ve two in my rooms but I cant find and kill themmm even I have to sleep everynight in my room ….

RaheelJune 16th, 2006 at 11:22 am

likha toh itna khalis urdu main hai jaise koi mohabbat ka afsana sun rahi ho =P

I hate chipkales

HammadJune 17th, 2006 at 5:30 am

once i got the cockroaches on my feet, but I also dont dare to kill lizards….i dont know why but there is ver y strange thing in them which i dont like …..yeeeeek !!

well asma i would like to get a help in writing urdu posts, or at least refer me a usefull link !!

AsmaJune 17th, 2006 at 9:11 am

@saraah: lolz … yeah its rubbery … why dont u try it yourself self experience is another thing :D

@Tee: lolz … nahi nahi they’re cuteee creatures :) aakhir chipkalian bhi insaan hoti hain … they’ve emotions tooo …don’t say so :P

@hammad: don’t worry i’ve them in my room as well :) cockroches sound goood … yummmy … nahi good only :)

@Raheel: lolz a lottt at muhabat ka afsana … well phir kaisa tha :D

@Hammad: yeah, i don’t like killing cockrches too … not even putting som shoe on them :/

shiraziJune 17th, 2006 at 8:30 pm

Oh, Asma.

GHJune 19th, 2006 at 5:22 am

Lolz :)

VaqasJune 19th, 2006 at 11:59 pm

Update. For Christ’s sake

AsmaJune 20th, 2006 at 8:30 am

@shirazi: lolz :)

@vaqas: bas bas sabar :P

ABDULLAH KHURRAMJune 21st, 2006 at 11:59 pm

uuuhhh… chipkali…

waisay to mein cock-roach ka operation bhi kar chuka hon lekin chikali-ji ki kia hi baat hai. mein ne to ap ko chowa bhi hai. aik din aap yani(chipkali-ji) switch board ke under wali side par bethi hoin thien. un ka gori gori belly buhut hi khobsorat lag rahi thi. mein samjha ke shaid Harris bhai ne koi foam laga dia hai switch board ke hole mein. lekin jab mein ne us foam ko chowa to woh achanak bhag gya.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

saraJune 22nd, 2006 at 1:53 am

LOlzzz.:D.Nahi yaar aise acha ideas mat diya karo.:P

Adnan SiddiqiJune 25th, 2006 at 10:19 am

I am sure both chipklai would be sharing a common boyfriend. :d

Adnan SiddiqiJune 25th, 2006 at 10:35 am

I have theory that those chipkalis were sharing a common boyfriend. :d

Adnan SiddiqiJune 25th, 2006 at 7:47 pm

Why my post isnot appearing??

AdnanJune 26th, 2006 at 8:14 am

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