Cheers to Man Power or to Woman Power :~)

Few days back, Raheel posted a very interesting thing on his blog (and Raheel no permalinks :O it was Oct 13’06 post) … 3 Cheers to Man Power … Aks duly responded with her 5 cheers to Woman Power :) … I’m adding excepts from their posts here you can enjoy full maza from their own blogs :D

 

Raheel says:

 

Why Are Men Happier?

 

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of hemselves. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

 

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

 

Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

 

No wonder men are happier!

Aks says:

 

Why Are Women Happiest?

 

Women Are Just Happiest People—they are more emotional than men so they tend to find happiness in little things in life. They express more and happiness increases when expressed.

 

All the colors in the world are for you. You have a better wardrobe. You get ‘Ladies First’ treatment everywhere. Don’t get beaten by fathers :p

 

You don’t have to go to bakra mandi on Eid-ul-Azha. Don’t have to wear tie. Can wear lehngas and saris. You don’t have to wear shoes and socks even in mid June. Can cry anytime n’ anywhere. Your voice remains the same.

 

Don’t have to worry about phone bills and restaurant bills. Parents prefer your suggestion. They consider you more mature and sensible. Colors add beauty. Your concern is about wearing good jewelry not the payments. 

 

Offices provide you pick n’ drop facility. Same pay, less time. You have no restrictions of having a good job or settled business to get married. Don’t have to worry about supporting family. No worries about waking up every morning with hair on your face. Driving is your hobby not duty. Clothes get pressed easily. Hitting a car isn’t a big issue. Don’t look hideous when puberty hits. Asking for directions on a road is not an ego problem. You don’t look awkward during price negotiations.

The most important reason, the happier creature on earth i.e. MAN can’t live without her so she is the happiest creature on earth. [[3 cheers Aks for these lines … lolz :D - Asma]]

No wonder women are happiest!

 

So are you Happier or Happiest :P

 

Ciao!

Comments (19)

HammadOctober 29th, 2006 at 9:36 pm

:( Happier One !

But dont you think women need a man (or two) too. ;P

AsmaOctober 29th, 2006 at 11:44 pm

accha they do … :o

^_^ *Angelic Smile*

FMOctober 30th, 2006 at 2:52 am

Hello.
once again i haved moved for the last time(Hope so) to
http://www.fayyaz.ueuo.com/blog
I have hosted own wordpress blog
Now a days working on its template etc.
Anyhow update the link in ur Links Section.

sadiaOctober 30th, 2006 at 4:25 pm

Hahaha very good post. I was laughing thorughout, very entertaining.

I am happiest :D

Take care all.

AreebOctober 30th, 2006 at 4:30 pm

This is again an old topic and again a Debatable topic.

But my views …
I will say Men are more Happy since I am a man, and I have to be partial about it. Should not I ? :)

And surely, it is the combination of man and woman and the love which makes them happy.

Aks..October 30th, 2006 at 9:24 pm

lolzz yeh sahi hai…. and thanx for the three cheers for me:P mairay khayal main Raheel taq abhi yeh khabar nahi pohunchi:P

Omer FarooqOctober 30th, 2006 at 10:30 pm

Assalam o alaykum,
Thanks for the comment Asma. How would I be earnings in billions?? I doesnt depend on the no. of ads U have got! It depends on the no. of clicks on the ads!
N eid mubabrak to U 2.
I have seen the metblogs. Its quite good as they have got a lot of writters. I on the other hand am only one.
Can U plz provide a link to my blog? plzzzzzzz…..

On the other hand I am happier. The post was cool, a bit funny. Although I would say I am more happier.

AsmaOctober 31st, 2006 at 2:12 pm

FM quick changer … hope its stay s:)

sadia Thanks for coming by … stay happiest too :)

Areeb Hmmm … Men are happier coz you are a man .. lolz

Aks Yup i think Raheel is still clueless :>

Omer wassalam .. added … you are happier cool we are happiest :D

ShuaibOctober 31st, 2006 at 9:29 pm

The most important reason, the happier creature on earth i.e. MAN can’t live without her so she is the happiest creature on earth.

A big “BOOOOO!” at the above sentence. It is actually the opposite. Boys are more happier without girls, but then again, girls trap you in finally, and that’s when miserable life begins. :P

Aks..November 1st, 2006 at 12:43 am

lolzz…. masoomiat inhi say shuru hai inhi pay khatum hai… “girls trap you in finally”…lolzzz

AsmaNovember 1st, 2006 at 1:15 am

Lolz oh really shuaib :p … how innocent poor men are … thuh thh thuh :D

SidhusaahebNovember 1st, 2006 at 9:29 am

Whoever is not saddened by the happiness of others, shall be happy, happier and the happiest.

I try to follow that dictum, as far as I can. :)

ShuaibNovember 1st, 2006 at 6:38 pm

lolzz…. masoomiat inhi say shuru hai inhi pay khatum hai… “girls trap you in finally”…lolzzz

Asma: Above is the proof of how innocent men really are. :D

BTW, I still stick to my statement; boys are more happeir without girls, opposed to the statement by Aks which I quoted in my previous comment.

Peace! Ta ta!

ShuaibNovember 1st, 2006 at 8:43 pm

All right, lets not go into a childish fight over this. The thing is, it’s fun to have both boys and girls around in this world. They both depend on each other and one enjoys the company of the other.

But when it comes to whom is more happier most of the time, to tell you the truth, boys are. :P Maaaaaan! Girls have got so many problems. Foremost being handling painful brothers. Isn’t it fun when I annoy my sis to the point she gets to cry and scream but I still manage to win parents to be on my side and scold my sis even more on being not fair to me? :P Lol!

Male party macho supremo! :)

~Laterz

AsmaNovember 1st, 2006 at 9:52 pm

Sidhusaaheb well it sure is true follow it … you’ll be happiest … ummm happier I mean :P

Shuaib Now belive me you’ve taken this to heart :D well boys always start of some childish fites … you know them naa … so and hey why do u bug you sweet innocent sis so much … OK waisay it’s teh case opposite at most of the places :P have you asked your parents how much they bribe the lil sis laters :P

belive me we are still happiest … lalalaaa … dummdum diiiddiidiii dumm … lalalalllaaaa

see how happy ^_^

ShuaibNovember 1st, 2006 at 10:16 pm

have you asked your parents how much they bribe the lil sis laters

What the…!!! :O You sure about this? Maaaan, this time around when I go home, there will be a serious investigation.

And except it, girls have got infinite problems to be sad over.

I think I have concluded it quite nicely. This discussion shouldn’t be extended any more.

What did you say, Asma? I didn’t hear you. Louder! Louder! More louder! Seems to be a problem in network, I ain’t getting your voice. (Hehe!)

Kidding!

AsmaNovember 1st, 2006 at 10:42 pm

yah yah definitely … ask your sis … allure her with something … as girls are so innocent so she’ll tell ya :P

And yah wat an happy ending You sure have concluded well … lolz :P

ShuaibNovember 1st, 2006 at 10:44 pm


why do u bug you sweet innocent sis so much

how much they bribe the lil sis laters

EXECUSE ME!!! She ain’t sweet at all. And innocent? Duh! She is straight from the devil’s community.

Second, she ain’t “lil sis”. She is bigger to me.

BTW, I don’t bug her anymore. We had a final fight few years back, and we haven’t spoken after that till this date. I miss those days though.

AsmaNovember 2nd, 2006 at 1:14 am

Shuaib Now its really beynd galsn guys and men and women … go hug her … allure her … say sorry to her or whatever … when its sis and bro tale … belive me its lovely and years apart is no good … go good boy hush hush hush :>

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