L.i.F.e – II

Homer says

“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!”
“How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
“If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.”
Mr. Burns says

“I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”