Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^C% …….. reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
I’ve read another hilarious post on the subject at http://www.kidvai.com/windmills/2008/02/why-did-chicken-cross-road-local.html
lol…the grandpa one is so true…all the grandpa/grandma of the family always say this in reply of any ‘why’ from the younger lot.
Don’t know but it was illegal. There are only Zebra Crossings.
lols tht was fun.
Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
lols thats when we say “Choor ke dari mai tinka ”
The chicken crossed the road because uss k route ki bus dosre road se milti hai..simple enough!
Btw why some gender biased ppl r calling chicken HE?? Chicken is SHE….cock is HE.
Btw following my comment might come a comment “SQA Engineers kissi haal main khush nahi”
I assumed here chicken stands for ”She”:P
Hahahah! LOVED the John Lennon one!
And OPRAH walay mein se jalnay ki aa rahi hai
@Asma: Nice.
@Feminists: Stop turning this into a gender fight!
@SWAJ
Yaar after all murghis also want EQUAL rights
@Fariha: Bhai mera naam to please seedha likho, it’s S.A.W.J.
My initials standing for Syed Ali Wajahat Jafri. Let’s make it even for both sides, neither ‘he’ nor ’she’, is that okay? Lets use ‘/’ for the chicken as in ‘He/She’.
@SAWJ
Sorry bhai…now i guess hav written ur name correctly…waisay ghalat baat hai chicken tu she hi hoti hi..cock he hota hai
laikin chalain khair…..we can use He/She 
Duniya chand per puhanch gayee hai aur hum cock/chicken pe atkay huey hain!
Aray that’s bcoz we’ll be taking Cock/Chicken to moon as well and have a BBQ party over there…long term planning…u see
Now I guess I must shut up else Asma will ban me on her
Sidhusaaheb That was awesome too
Thanks for sharing!!!
far Star hay naa … in total agreement
GH but zebras are so cuteeeeee — they look like my pooor lovely khotooos :\
Nikki haha tu aur kiya
Fariha I actually saw a clipping on some tv where chicken crossed the road by following zebra crossing rules
aashley aakhir may tu pakni hi hay bechari
Absar Instead of ur name i wrote oprah pahlay
yah j aisii khawateen hoti hain unki baatain – sigh 
I like her waisay 
Maryam Poor him
SAWJ LOL
FARiha & SAWJ khawateen o hazraat – bechari murghi ko bas pakana hi hota hay akhir may
chahay woh khatoon ho ya mard 
Fariha & Asma: Hmmm…now I see why he/she/it/whatever crossed the road. He/She/It/Whatever came to know of your barbecue plans on the moon! Do some charity work. Skip the barbecue and donate it to KFC.