Random Liners
“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”
—Doug Larson
“I’m strong, I’m tough, I still wear my eyeliner.”
—Lisa Leslie
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There’s no use in being a damn fool about it.”
—W.C. Fields
“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”
—Chuck Norris
and …
“Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?”
—Courtney Huston
Mwahaha ~ 
April 4th, 2008 10:51 am in
Humor OnLy
I agree 100% with the last one
Sometime ago I posted a few Chuck Norris facts:
Chuck Norris Facts
Fariha Hay naa hay naa
SAWJ mwahah – nice nice
Wonder why God put an insufficient amount of a sense of humour and too much of melodrama in the ‘masterpiece’!
The ‘rough drafts’ are even more sensitive and loving, a territory often claimed by the ‘masterpieces’, according to a research study, the details of which are at http://www.rediff.com/news/2008/apr/04heart.htm
I couldn’t agree more with Sidhusaaheb, how aptly you put it in subtly.
Nice one
Muha:D..last one.. God always justifies Man!
“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”
—Chuck Norris
and to add that they Expand when they r heating
Sidhusaaheb Usually guys get to listen “Get a life”, no ??
Prem Arora Lol
Welcome to my blog !!
Miss Absolute Hay naa
Aashley LOLZ
Didn’t give a thought on these lines 
NikkiWow … patent it in ur name