Sholay goes Electronic

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: ” Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya”.

Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.”

Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?”

Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.”

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia : Starts laughing and says:”Ha ha… thakur ne fresers ko liya ye log programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.”

Veeru shouts: “Chup-chaap chala ja k**e. Hum log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain.”

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: “jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya.”

AT GABBAR’S DEN…

Gabbar: “Kitne bugs the?”

Kaalia: “Do sarkaar.”

Gabbar: “Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho?. Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi… barobar milegi.” [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. “Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?”

Sambaa: “Chhey sarkaar.”

Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai. [logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai… ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?”

Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.”

Gabbar: “To ab documentation kar!” [Logout]